Monthly Archives: June 2007

Toilet Seat Science

A tip o’ the hat to /. for bringing this to our attention. Seems Hammad Siddiqi has published a scholarly scientific analysis of game theory applied to the question of whether to leave the toilet seat up or down. Here, in the introduction, he makes reference to two previous papers on the subject:

Both papers agree that the social norm of leaving the toilet seat down in inefficient in the sense that it does not minimize the total cost of toilet seat operations per household. However, both papers fail to address an important concern: If a female finds the toilet seat in a wrong position then she will most probably yell at the male involved. This yelling inflicts a cost on the male. Based on this omission, women may argue that the analysis in these papers is suspect.
In this paper, we internalize the cost of yelling and model the conflict as a non-cooperative game between two species, males and females.We find that the social norm of leaving the toilet seat down is inefficient. However, to our dismay, we also find that the social norm of always leaving the toilet seat down after use is not only a Nash equilibrium in pure strategies but is also trembling-hand perfect. So, we can complain all we like, but this norm is not likely to go away.
The Science Creative Quarterly » THE SOCIAL NORM OF LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT DOWN: A GAME THEORETIC ANALYSIS

A complete aside, but Pawn has for years maintained the authoritative assay on toilet tissue wrappers on the web. Check it out.

Klaus and the Roving Monocle

Pawn just watched The Night Porter, the 1974 film starring Charlotte Rampling and Dirk Bogarde as a concentration camp masochist and her tormentor cum lover.  Mysteriously, 24 minutes into the film, the monocle worn by Klaus:

moves from hist left eye to his right:

Upon further inspection, we weren’t alone in this witness.  Check out the Criterion Contraption for more reportage.

Rip van Winkelski

This just in on the wires:

A 65-year-old railwayman who fell into a coma following an accident in communist Poland regained consciousness 19 years later to find democracy and a market economy, Polish media reported on Saturday…
“When I went into a coma there was only tea and vinegar in the shops, meat was rationed and huge petrol lines were everywhere,” Grzebski told TVN24, describing his recollections of the communist system’s economic collapse.
“Now I see people on the streets with cell phones and there are so many goods in the shops it makes my head spin.”
Democracy stuns Polish coma man – CNN.com

How’d he know they were cell phones?

Same as it ever was

zarqawi-thompson.jpgMore stale NY Times headlines. These from May 31, 2007:

Jihadist Groups Fill a Palestinian Power Vacuum

The story, of course, is as the headline describes. This is the second paragraph, about a raid on a Gaza Internet cafe:

“The gunmen tied their hands, then forced them to stand at the stairs while they broke all the screens, and then the server and the television and the photcopier,” said the owner, Hamad, of the attack a few months ago. “Then they burned all 36 computers.”

Stir in G.O.P. As Ex-Senator Moves to Run

This story is about Fred Thompson deciding to decide toenter the Presidential race as the conservative’s conservative. Mr. Thompson, notably, took every oportunity he had to vote in support of Internet censorship, for the CDA in 1995 and COPA in 1998. Both have since been struck by the Supreme Court.

So, in a way, the two stories are remarkably similar. An insurgent force, percieving a power vacuum on the extreme religious conservative side, rush in to try to grab power.

It will be interesting to see how this plays out.

Why not to be in Napoli

Paul Cezanne - Old Woman with Rosary

This from the New York Times, yesterday, in a story about the problem of full landfills in Naples, Italy (emphasis mine):

As the piles rose and the stench spread, 100 or more refuse fires burned some nights — one of many trash related protests that included, inevitably, mothers clutching rosaries on railroad tracks.

We like this aura of inevitability to mothers clutching rosaries on railroad tracks, but must admit to being somehwat baffled by it.

Two for the road

Dan Bartlett, George W. Bush’s advisor for the past 14 years, through four campaigns,  six years as Governor of Texas and six as President, has resigned on his 36th birthday:

WASHINGTON (AP) — Dan Bartlett, one of President Bush’s most trusted advisers and his longest-serving aide, said Friday he is resigning to begin a career outside of government.
CNN.com – CNN Political Ticker

Similarly, Tim Griffin, former aide to Karl Rove, and recently appointed US Attorney, will resign today:

The former White House aide whose appointment to a U.S. attorney’s post helped fuel the furor over the forced resignations of eight federal prosecutors will resign Friday, according to a news release. Tim Griffin, 38, said in a Thursday statement that he is leaving his position as interim U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Arkansas to pursue opportunities in the private sector.
Ex-aide to Rove resigns amid U.S. attorney flap – CNN.com

Now, when will A.G. Alberto Gonzales go?