Wooing Kate Moss


One thing about Wit of the Staircase, Theresa Duncan’s hyper-cool blog, which always left Pawn more than a little perplexed was Theresa’s fascination with, and defence of, all things Kate Moss. One cannot even count the number of times that Ms Moss or Pete Doherty (her Babyshambles fronting, heroin addicted boyfriend) appeared photographically on Wit, but it must number around a hundred.

We’re sure Theresa, were she still blogging, would have posted something about this:

Doherty seemed prepared to put the couple’s unhappy history with the newspaper aside yesterday by selecting it as the place to lay bare his feelings for her, in the hope of winning her back.
Not all of Doherty’s prose may delight Moss (he describes her as a “nasty old rag” who “kicked me in the head”), but since she reads the paper, he believes his appeal through its pages might work. “Take me back. Kate if you love me then realise I don’t want any other girl. I’m here to tell her that I love her,” the Babyshambles frontman said. “We fell out for the same old reason. She accused me of fucking this girl who lives around the corner. She’s got an awful temper. I grabbed my guitar and books and said, ‘I’m never going to be treated this way again’.”
Ms Moss is reported to have called in removal men to get rid of all of his possessions and has changed her locks, though the musician says she called him in a drunken state recently singing the Breakfast at Tiffany’s classic “Moon River”.
Thirty ways to win back your lover – Independent Online Edition > This Britain

After Theresa and Jeremy Blake (her artist/lover/paramour) passed away this past month (by whatever means) a friend of Pawn began to read up on her and expressed a similar bafflement at the Kate Moss addiction. “She is so much better looking, so much more beautiful than Moss. She should have been modeling.” Here then, some pictures of Theresa to recently appear on the web.


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