Wit of the staircase has a regular feature that we like, “How They Found Us” in which Wit relates some of the search terms which led net-stumblers to alight on her site. We emulate that here.

First off, the search with the highest “Ew” factor: DICK CHANEY CROTCH We can’t even begin to guess what they were thinking when they keyed that monstor in!

And our favorite, which has been used dozens of times: pawn sex