Slacker Chick in Heidi haircut, Mao cap and gas station jacket:
What really pissed me off was we were fooling around one night and he was texting another girl. I’m like sitting there naked ready to do whatever and he’s pulling that shit. He’s all about wanting to eat out my asshole and then he does that.
I guess he wasn’t really ready to get everything he wanted.
Overheard at Landmark Lanes, March 10, 2007