Serious relationship trouble

If You Can’t ‘Date’ Yourself, You Might As Well Commit Suicide

Dude #1: Look at me — I’m a hairy beast. I don’t think even I could date myself.
Dude #2: Yeah, man, I don’t think I could even date you — you just wouldn’t be my type.
Dude #1: That hurts, man.
Dude #2: It would be a shitty relationship, anyway.
Dude #1: … Yeah, you’re right.

–Neptune Diner

Overheard by: Nathaniel Jones

via Overheard in New York, Feb 19, 2007

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