The REAL Gay agenda

  1. You hear a lot about the gay agenda (or the Homosexual Agenda as right

wing conservatives refer to it) in political talk. If you ever
wondered what the hell they were talking about read on:

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  1. Assume complete control of the Canadian and American federal,  state/provincial and local governments, as well as all other  forms of world government;
  2. Destroy all healthy marriages;
  3. Replace all school counselors K-12 with agents from Colombian  and Jamaican drug cartels;
  4. Bulldoze all houses of worship;
  5. Secure control of the Internet and all mass media;
  6. Round up all right-wingers, register them, brand them, and forbid them from having sex, getting married or adopting children

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