Nellie McKay to audience, during interactive portion of concert: Now try to cry if you can… Think of the saddest thing you can… Like Anne Coulter holding a puppy… or Dick Cheney’s smile.
( Audience member groans loudly)
Nellie: What, you like Dick Cheney? (under her breath) Ugh, Midwest…
*Note: I would have included a photo of Anne Coulter holding a puppy, but such an image apparently doesn’t exist.