Dogs in space

AstroNASA and DARPA have gotten together to test spacebound refueling and repairs using a pair of test satellites, ASTRO and NextSat:

Service via automaton

The $300 million Orbital Express vehicles come in two forms: the smaller target NextSat and the larger service spacecraft ASTRO.

Short for Autonomous Space Transport Robotic Operations, the ASTRO servicing satellite is a 2,100-pound (952-kilogram) vehicle laden with 300 pounds (136 kilograms) of hydrazine propellant and measuring about six feet (1.8 meters) tall and wide. Its robotic arm is designed to either latch onto NextSat and pull it close for a manual docking, or transfer replacement hardware, such as a battery, from ASTRO to the target vehicle.

More about the story here

Hounded out: Fur and loathing in the dog world

Labradoodle“Dorgis, labrodoodles, spoodles – crossbreeds have never been so popular, but they won’t be winning Best in Show at Crufts any time soon. As the world’s biggest canine contest gets under way, Ed Caesar laps up the controversy that’s got Britain’s dog lovers in a tailspin”
So begins the account of this prestigious dog show in The Independent today. Just love the headline! Raz has written before about those wicked cool Schnoodles

New Toy

Lene Lovich

Did I ask you for your love?
Did I ask you for your dedication?
I don’t want, I don’t want your love.
I don’t want, I don’t want your affection!
But I’ve got to have the car
I need it for the weekend.
I’ve got to have the stereo,
And a couple of deletions
I’ve got to have the freezer
Put some fun back in my eating
I’ve got to have it all until I’m complete!
I want a New Toy, to keep my head expanding.
I want a New Toy, nothing too demanding.
Then when everything is in roses everything is static
Yeh my New Toy, you’ll find us in the attic.
You.. Sometimes you make me feel… I feel so insecure.
Sometimes you make me feel… nothing at all
I’m sick of the TV
Well look at the news
I’m sick of the radio
But what can you do?
I’m sick of the Hoover

I’m sick of it all, so what can I do?
I get a New Toy, to keep my head expanding.
I get a New Toy, nothing too demanding.
Then when everything is in roses you don’t get any headroom.
Yeh my New Toy, you’ll find us in the bedroom,
New Toy
New toy…

Headline Story, Page 1, Above the Fold!!

Steve Epting/Marvel Comics

Captain America Is Dead;
National Hero Since 1941

By GEORGE GENE GUSTINES
Published: March 8, 2007

Captain America, a Marvel Entertainment superhero, is fatally shot by a sniper in the 25th issue of his eponymous comic, which arrived in stores yesterday. The assassination ends the sentinel of liberty’s fight for right, which began in 1941.

Yes children, this is what found its way onto the front page of The New York TImes for a while at least, at the electronic edition

Elsewhere on the web tonight, “A former U.S. Navy sailor is arrested on terrorism and espionage charges.” shouts CNN, it font red with pent up emotion.

Only the mad go carless in LA

Alexei Sayle, writing in The Independent made this observation. He then goes on to add:

So, in a town where car status is everything, walking throws everybody into confusion because you can’t easily rank somebody who’s walking. I remember on our first night at the Chateau Marmont we went out for a walk along a deserted Sunset Boulevard and up ahead of us was a single pedestrian. “I bet they’re British,” I said and when we got up to them, they turned out not only to be British but also to be Billy Bragg.

One never reads of people walking about LA, the only instance that comes to mind is Steve Martin’s book The Pleasure of My Company. The narrator of that book is decidedly abnormal in so many other ways that this seems just a minor glitch.

Cold and coldness

Giuliani: Why Didn’t I Think of That?
English exchange student: I like New York, but it has just been so cold!cardboard cutout
Local student: This is nothing. Where I’m from in Minnesota it’s been 15 below.
English exchange student: Wow! You must not have much of a homeless problem there — they all just die!

–Downtown M4 bus
via Overheard in New York, Mar 5, 2007

Pawn remembers a winter visit to Minneapolis/Saint Paul back during the Reagan era, when the homeless problem first got so bad as institutions across the country were emptying their wards. Local leaders were very proud of themselves for coming up with a solution to the problem of the homeless living on the streets, who had taken to busting up park benches to use for firewood. They were replacing park benches with new metal models.

This was oddly similar to Ronald Reagan’s idea of solving the problem of urban blight by putting cardboard cutouts of of people into the windows of vacant buildings to make them look inhabited. Now if he had thought of putting homeless people into these buildings to make them really lived in, that would have been something!

Saltine Attack


My sister just sent me this message:

Last spring my daughter and her friend created a very short film about a pair of saltines being attacked by our dog. Yesterday we figured out how to post it on YouTube for the whole world to see. We have yet to figure out why that’s a good idea, but oh well. The film is called “saltine attack”, and I have no clue how to tell you to search for it, because we are blocked from searching in YouTube at work. We coded it as “Comedy” and the keywords we put in are “saltine” and “dog”. I will warn you that yesterday when we uploaded it there were 206 other videos about saltines. Who knows what the total is today. I had no idea it was such a popular genre, since it has been such a long time since I was in film school.

Love those dancing robots

Um, Shouldn’t We Find Some Girls to Talk To?
Hipster #1 with thick-framed glasses: Yeah, he could do the robot [does crappy robot dance].
Hipster #2: You are so lame.
Hipster #1: No, it’s funny.
Hipster #2: It’s not realistic.
Hipster #1: It’s supposed to be how a robot would dance. What’s not realistic about it?
Hipster #2: Yeah, so a robot programmed well enough to have a dance function would do what you just did…
Hipster #1: Probably.
Hipster #2: If they were to program a robot human enough to have a dance function it would have to be incredibly advanced and I don’t think an incredibly advanced life-like robot would be programed with such stiff moves. They would almost certainly give him at least slightly groovier moves.
Hipster #1: I think you’re thinking of a super advanced robot. I mean, we’re just talking about, like, a robot that appears in the next decade.

–Hipster dance bar
Overheard by: Brian D. Adams
via Overheard in New York, Mar 3, 2007

The Mouse that Roared

Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein

Published: March 2, 2007The Mouse that Roared
Filed at 8:43 a.m. ET

ZURICH, Switzerland (AP) — What began as a routine training exercise almost ended in an embarrassing diplomatic incident after a company of Swiss soldiers got lost at night and marched into neighboring Liechtenstein.

According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered 2 kilometers (1.2 miles) across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.

A spokesman for the Swiss army confirmed the story but said that there were unlikely to be any serious repercussions for the mistaken invasion.

”We’ve spoken to the authorities in Liechtenstein and it’s not a problem,” Daniel Reist told The Associated Press.

Officials in Liechtenstein also played down the incident.

Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition. ”It’s not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something,” he said.

Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn’t have an army.

Words and pictures

Last night brought a short film program to the Milwaukee Art Museum, “A Haunting Inspiration: Francis Bacon in Film.” Curated by Jonathan Jackson, program director for the Milwaukee International Film Festival, the evening included a range of films, some of whose influence upon Bacon was obvious or openly acknowledged, others of which were influenced by him.

Loop from Un Chein Andalou

One of the former was the film “Un Chien Andalou” by Luis Bunuel and Salvador Dali. Jackson, in his introduction, remarked that Bunuel claimed the only rule for the writing of the script was that “no idea or image that might lend itself to a rational explanation of any kind would be accepted.”

The Pawn, in his artistic past, worked extensively in the theater, mostly lighting and set design, some sound as well. One favorite collaborator was Paul Krajniak, a visual artist who, to all appearances, saw theater as a means to an end. He would mount extravagant shows on grand themes, in which all of the action seemed to drive inexorably towards the most stunning tableau. It may have been said of Krajniak that his only rule for the writing of a script was that no words be used. I more than once received scripts from him that quite literally were picture books. Page after page of schematics and sketches that tried to advance a story, or set a stage, or merely sound a theme.

Paul is color-blind, which made lighting his shows an even more interesting challenge but also brought unparalleled freedom. On his last show, “Knee-deep in Atlantis,” he brought in a colorist with whom he spent some time in consultation. She then presented a pallet of colors which the scenographer, costumer, makeup artists and I all took as our launching point. The interplay of light, fabric and makeup, all in tune to that minimal pallet, made the the stage visually sing at times. The tableau would unfold in beautiful display and the audience, obviously perplexed by the seeming discontinuity of the words and action, would let off a vibe of contented wonderment at the spectacle.

Oh that pictures of those shows existed…